Brunette Jokes

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet?"

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation

Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache

Q. Why are most brunettes flatchested?
A. It makes it easier to read their T-shirt

Q. Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A. It doesn't show the dirt

Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable

Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price

 Q. Why does it take 5 brunettes to change a light bulb ?
A. To help out the blonde that's been tryin' for weeks

Q. What's a brunette that has dyed her hair ?
A. Artificial intelligence

 Q. Why does a brunette have curtains on her PC?
A. To open windows

Q. Why does a brunette throw water on her keyboard?
A. To surf the internet

Q. Why was the first football stadium sketched out on a brunette's chest?
A. Because they needed a level playing field

Q. Why can't brunettes `tease' their hair?
A. Because it's not funny