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Casablanca Club

2011-10-18T13:57:00.000-07:00

After a long morning at the club we stopped at a Taco Resturant on our way home.
It´s called: Perros y Burros, A.K.A. Dogs and donkeys :) wierd...i know! haha but the food was deeeeeeelicios!

Jokes

2011-03-08T14:58:00.000-08:00

It{s been awhile since I've posted something funny, since I've been using my Quotes blogs for such. But I decided It's about time to make someone laugh...enjoy!

Mila and Magdy's visit

2011-03-03T12:47:00.000-08:00

At STARBUCKS!

The next day at Coyoacan

Mila, trying on an awesome hat in the bazar

Corn on the cob!

The belated Christmas post

2011-01-11T14:40:00.000-08:00

Ange and I

Merry Christmas!

Rudolph the..., umm, normal nosed reindeer?

squishable sisters!!

VIVA MEXICO Y LA INDEPENDENCIA!!!

2010-09-20T17:23:00.000-07:00

Feliz Dia de la Independencia!

Ana's visit Part 3

2010-07-04T18:43:00.000-07:00

Oh god...i look so gross and Fat!

You see what I mean!!! haha

SMILE!

Let's get in the pool now...

1...2...3...

And JUMP!!!

                                                ahhh...nothing like a nice, warm pool. :)

                                       And so ends this picture story of Ana's short lived visit.
                                                                   A day to remember.

Ana's visit Part 2

2010-07-04T18:28:00.000-07:00

                                                                            One...two...and....!

                                                                  THREE!!!

                                         Say Cheese!

wait 4 meeeee says ana :P

Friends 4ever! I luv u Ana! muah'

                                                      distracted....

                                 I hope you've enjoyed Part 2 of "Ana's visit".
                                   Stay tuned for part 3...coming out...
                                              This very day!

Ana's visit

2010-07-04T18:02:00.000-07:00

Well, as the title says...this post is about Ana's visit.
Ana is a very dear friend. she's sweet and crazy and totally a diva. :P
she's also very pretty and extremely smart.
Anyways, you can imagine how ecstatic I was when yesterday she got
to come and spend the night! yay!
We had lots of fun, watched a movie and went "to bed".
heh...more like got in bed and talked for hours and hours.
All that to say, it was really cool that she got to come and the next day
after i had finished my daily duties, we got in the pool!
But not after having shot ourselves...with the camera (wink)
I hope you enjoy the pics....!

Beautiful girls...na, na, na, na lalala...

Ana is so strong... :P

and Shannon is....

not quite as strong as Ana. heh

oh my....I love this pic!

heeeheee...this 1 too! :P

I'll post more pictures in the next post... :)

Some old pics of a home talent night activity

2010-06-21T16:22:00.000-07:00

This was a talent night...and all our home participated.
It was during the time when we had hepatitis.
Some of the adults did a skit, Jesse and Mila sang
the song from aladdin and did a dance, We did a
catwalk with the ever fashionista "Jessica" :P (we made
super original clothes...out of napkins, plastic bags, paper etc.)
The little boys sang a song with Luz, Magdy and Iman
did a Mr.Bean skit or something and Jazmin sang the
national anthem. It was very fun and I hope
you enjoy these ancient pictures...heh they're only 3 years old!

Of course we modeled ToOoOoOoOoOons more clothes than
these! but these are the nicest pics...

Mila lOoked super pretty! and Jesse...umm...I'm afraid I can't
say much about him. he looks more like Aboo than like Aladdin! :P

I LOVE YOU DADDY!

2010-06-21T12:33:00.000-07:00

                                Happy father's day to the best in the world!
                                I love you soo much dad, you're the best and I want everyone to know!
                                Thank you for always being there for me.
                                 To comfort me.
                                 To help me.
                                 To give me advice.
                                 To correct me.
                                  And thank you for just being you.
                                 I know for a fact that If I was to be given the choice of changing anything
                                 ...I wouldn't have changed a thing!
                                  I love you dad!

Brunette Jokes

2010-06-18T16:34:00.000-07:00

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet?"

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation

Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache

Q. Why are most brunettes flatchested?
A. It makes it easier to read their T-shirt

Q. Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A. It doesn't show the dirt

Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable

Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price

Q. Why does it take 5 brunettes to change a light bulb ?
A. To help out the blonde that's been tryin' for weeks

Q. What's a brunette that has dyed her hair ?
A. Artificial intelligence

Q. Why does a brunette have curtains on her PC?
A. To open windows

Q. Why does a brunette throw water on her keyboard?
A. To surf the internet

Q. Why was the first football stadium sketched out on a brunette's chest?
A. Because they needed a level playing field

Q. Why can't brunettes `tease' their hair?
A. Because it's not funny

OMG...OH MY GOD!

2010-06-17T13:54:00.000-07:00

MEXICO...Mexico...mexico!!!

Mexico won guys! They won!

Omg...I was soo happy!

YEEEES...NOOOO...AAAAHHH...GOOOOL!

OTRO MAS!
YES...ONE MORE!
YOU CAN DO IT...YOU CAN DO IT!.......
SIIIIIIII

GOOOOOLLLLLAAAAASOOOOO!

we did it!

well...technically we didn't do it...they did.

THANK YOU GOD!

2-0!!!

FAILURE

2010-06-15T17:48:00.000-07:00

Well...I guess it was not to be.
I failed.
I got 9.4 as promedio in my math
tests. :(
But PTL ya know!
Be optimistic!!! yay!

JUST TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS

2010-06-15T15:30:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone...this post is just like to assure you all
that I have nothing WHATSOEVER against blonde's.
I love em all!
I only post blonde jokes cuz they're super duper ridiculously funny!

And to prove it I'll name a few blonde friends of mine.

Noella
Nicole E.
Nash
And there are and will always be...many more!

END OF POST.

A crazy blonde's year

2010-06-14T18:00:00.001-07:00

Blonde Logic January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!

2010-06-14T17:59:00.000-07:00

Magic Mirror

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Blonde Cops

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

Blonde Cooking

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about how much I spent on it."

"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket."

"Airplane ticket? What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to cook it, I read the directions on the back and they said, "PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE," so I had to fly Alaska."

Suicide

A blonde hurried into the hospital emergency room late one night with the
tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?," the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor? "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off
the tip of your finger?"

"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First, I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought, 'I just paid $6,000 for these; I'm not shooting myself in the
chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000 to get
my teeth straightened; I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So, then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought 'This is going to make a loud
noise, so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

Meee

2010-06-14T15:00:00.000-07:00

Well here I am again...looking very strange with a cucumber in my mouth :p.(this was on the day we went to watch the soccer game at a friends house btw.)

Tepoztlan

2010-06-14T13:39:00.000-07:00

So Today we went to Tepoztlan! Niiiice!
First we were passing out tracts and theen we started looking at stuff!
Got and Ice'cream...yummy!
Then as we were waiting for everyone else so that we could go home

Sexiest, Shannon and I took some pics.......................ENJOY!

ok. enough photoshoot! :)

2010-06-14T13:14:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was family day...
But, I went to corny cow to see the sexiest! yay!
It was super cool...ok ill tell you about it.
We got there at like 10:30 pm.
The adults were having some sort of activity...
(because Shelly is moving)
so I said, where's Noelle?
And they told me she was watching a movie with
the other kids in the library...so I went.
They were watching Karate Kid.
So I said hi, and sat down to watch it.
After about 20 minutes, it was over.
So we talked, laughed, talked and then decided that
we were bored and that we should go and get
the party started! And so we did!
We went to were the adults were, and by that time most
of the visitors had already left.
Soooo some of us began to dance...then slowly but surely
everybody alse did also.
Then we took the party outside...
It started to rain and the adults started to dance in the rain.
Hahahahaha, it was quite funny actually... :D
then they took turns dancing off the ramp and into the pool.
Hahaha, when it came Mariana's turn...she was happily dancing
and just when she was about to sexily make her way into the
pool...I carelessly pushed her in! Oh maan how we laughed!!!
it was hilarious!!!... then, one of the adults threatened to throw
me in the pool! I ran away into the house! Nooooooo i cried!
But then, as I turned around i saw!.....................nobody
hahahahhahahaha, what a crazy fool I am, I thought to myself.
Oh well...whew! so anyways.
we started to dance, and dance, and dance some more.
Then, out of the clear blue sky (wait, what am I saying? It was night time!)
Memo hands me something...a water balloon! yes! I love you Memo!
I then proceeded to get myself into more trouble.
I threw the balloon at an adult... it didn't break!
ahhhh I'm all wet! oh well. nobody told me it was a boomerang! (angry face)
So then we continued to dance...
maaan we danced ALOT!
Then Memo came, with more balloons!
This time i grabbed 3...threw em all at Tory! haha
So then finally at 3 in the morning we decided that the time to go to bed
had come. (pretty reasonable, no?)
So we did. we went to bed!
our wonderful night was over. :(
But our wonderful day was yet to come....!
TO BE CONTINUED...
TODAY!

2010-06-14T12:51:00.001-07:00

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITALY!
ITALY JUST SCORED!!!!!

2010-06-14T12:44:00.000-07:00

Paraguay and Italy are playing!
I first didn't know who to go for.
finally I decided, hey! If Italy won last
years world cup, why don't I just go
for them? :) I'm so smart... :p
But theeenn...I saw randomly thought
that maybe Paraguay would be a
better team to go for.(becuz i like their socks!)
And then all of a sudden....................
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLASOOOOO
Paraguay scores a beautiful goal!
(I wish I was as beautiful as that goal)
And then i thought, ohh no! poor Italy!
put myself in their shoes (they weren't so comfy)
and then I decided that Italy was the team
that should win!!!
well, i g2g and keep watching the game!
byees!

Dissapointment

2010-06-12T13:36:00.000-07:00

Today Argentina played against Nigeria...!
I didn't really know who to go for. hahaha
Argentina won. 1-0 :(
Also England and USA played against eachother.
I wanted England to win!!!!!!!!!
oh well, another tie. pffft.
They made the first goal though.
In the first 5 minutes!!!!!
David Beckham didn't play. (dissapointed face)
ohhhhhh well
what's to be done?
I LOVE YOU ENGLAND! (kiss)
win next time!

2010-06-11T16:12:00.001-07:00

Well, this afternoon I went to do some tests...
Please oray that I get a good score...if I get a 10% then
dad said i can get... FACEBBOOK! yay!?

WORLD CUP 2010

2010-06-11T11:18:00.000-07:00

MEXICO...MEXICO...MEXICO....

JUGARON COMO NUNCA...PERO POR LO MENOS NO PERDIERON!
I'm sooo proud of you Rafa Marquez!(number 4) :) (he scored Mexico's ONLY goal)
It was sooo cool, I, along with most of the adults left early in the morning and went to
a friends house to watch the game!
It was so exciting!!! uGH I totally disapprove of the referees...
They were totally racist or something.
The african's played SO dirty. And they would just give them a yellow card!!!(angry face)
And sometimes they wouldn't even do anything about it! pfffft...racists.
Rafa Marquez was my hero...(kiss) and he lookes so hansome with hs new haircut!
The mexicans played very well, mainly in the 1st. half. Maaan...it happened so quickly!
It was like, the second half started, and then...it was over.
You should've watched it... the goal the african's made was BEEEEAUTIFUL!
Anyways...I gotta run! love ya all a ton!

I couldn't stop laughing...

2010-06-09T19:10:00.000-07:00

Blonde inventions

Some Inventions are simply better left uninvented:

Black highlighter
Waterproof tea bags
Braille driving manual
Dehydrated water
Screen door on a submarine
Helicopter ejection seat
Air conditioning for motorcycle
Left handed pencil
Wooden barbecue
Glow-in-the-dark sun dial
Gasoline fire extinguisher
Battery-powered battery charger
Clear correction fluid
Fake rhinestones
Fireproof matches
Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses
Mesh umbrella
Solar-powered flashlight

Something funny! NO. Something Hilarious!

2010-06-09T19:08:00.000-07:00

Painting the Porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Blonde Arithmetic

A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions.
On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59 + 2?"
The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?"
The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
Then they asked, "What is 15 - 5?"
The blonde responded, "20, right?"
Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1 + 2?"
"3?" said the blonde.
The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

Hiding From the Cops

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, "Meow." The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, "Woof." The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She say in her sweetest voice, "Potato."

This Proves Blondes Really Are Smart

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer," your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," puts her head on the pillow and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Ya gotta love'm!

Prom

2010-06-07T14:41:00.000-07:00

Well...last night was the long awaited PROM!...PROM!!!
It was fun...although the karaoke was boring...some ppl sang awful!
I had a sore throat and headache which made the dancing a bit annoying.
And of course at the end we played the ever famous "Winking Game!"
(TRUST ME...we play it EVERY party!) Of course it was fun though.
Although I also had a hard time keeping husbands...
They did a dancing contest which was a bit...not so fun. lol
Atleast I got to see my cousininas! Sunny looked STUNNING!
And Windy did too...that's nothing unusual though.
And Mist looked preeeeettty nice!
Noelle looked SO HOTTIE in her little dress...everyone wore a dress.
Ana lookes soooo CUTESIES!
Nash looked BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Lena looked GORGEOUS!
Ohhhh....I can't go on!
To make a long list short, everybody looked spiffy!
Well I gotta run!!!
Exciting Risk game awaits me....
Byeeees

I want to...

2010-06-05T09:37:00.000-07:00

Finish the school year.
Get good grades.
Learn how to cook.
Have dance lessons.
Learn how to sing.
Go visit my family in the states.
Get a new dress.
Learn how to do professional makeup.
Go to:England, France, Germany and Africa. (is that too much to ask for?)
Go to the movie theatre.
Cut my hair.
Get facebook.
Have someone in my home that's my age.

And the list goes on..................

I'll tell you if any of these things happen...k?

A few more...

2010-06-03T09:12:00.000-07:00

Sunglasses!

Suntanning on d'raft!

2010-05-31T12:40:00.000-07:00

Beautiful scenery...and not to mention...beautiful girlies! :) I was taking the pictures...
which explains my absence in them

2010-05-31T12:29:00.000-07:00

Look at em jump! (where'd she get her hair done?):P

2010-05-31T12:20:00.000-07:00

Beautiful girl... They were playing a game or something

2010-05-31T12:16:00.000-07:00

She looks gorgeous...!

some pictures I missed in the last post...

2010-05-31T12:06:00.000-07:00

Beauty and the Beast...a.k.a. Mia and Niki

Mia and me!

2010-05-31T11:52:00.000-07:00

I spent the weekend with Maria, Ana, their family and Nash in a place called Coyococ...
it was great fun and we took lots of pics...ENJOY!...I'll be posting more later!

Eating at Tacco Inn

2010-05-28T18:29:00.000-07:00

Cutie!

Mmmmmmm...can't wait to get started!

Okaaaay...can I eat now?

Hahahaha ok...not funny! enough pictures! :P

I wasn't in any of these because I was the one taking them...

super yummy though! PTL
Shannon wouldn't let me put any pictures of her, but here's her food! :)

2010-05-28T18:00:00.000-07:00

This was just a retardedly awesome bike we passed on the way!

More pictures of the excursion...

2010-05-28T17:59:00.000-07:00

Fun fun fun! Doesn't she look adoranle?

Our Excursion!

2010-05-28T16:02:00.000-07:00

It was super fun...Here we are at the Frida Kahlo Museam We weren't allowed to go inside and take pictures so we just took them outside! Here we are with some of Diego Rivera's Collection!

A very special person......................

2010-05-28T15:00:00.000-07:00

                     Well, I just wanted to post this picture to show you all what a truly beautiful person Mila is...
                                                                       Inside and Out!
I love you Milly Vanilly! muah!!!

Another 1

2010-05-28T14:26:00.000-07:00

Some pics....I'll post more later!...

2010-05-27T18:20:00.000-07:00

RaNdOm PiCs Of Me WiTh My NeW gLaSsEs!

2010-05-23T09:52:00.000-07:00

I got new glasses!...yay I can see!!!

My Sweetsies!

2010-05-20T11:55:00.000-07:00

This post is dedicated to dear Noelle who will be moving soon...
I'm gonna miss you!.........

If I had a flower for every time you made me smile and laugh I'd have a garden to walk in forever!

My Jimy!

2010-05-19T17:56:00.000-07:00

I luv her soo much...look what a beautiful princess she's becoming!

Pictures of a little girls party that we went to.

2010-05-07T11:02:00.000-07:00

I KEPT CLOSING MY EYES!!! arrgh Isn't Nicole's face awesome though?

A POST TO MAKE YOUR MOUTH WATER! lol

2010-05-07T10:47:00.000-07:00

These pictures were taken on May 3rd when Nicole, her mom and I went out to get me some shoes! On the way back we got a deeelicious Ice cream!

BIRTHDAY PARTY PICTURES!

2010-05-06T15:07:00.000-07:00

I must say it was an awesome party and to make a long story short I will let the pictures speak for themselves...

I know, I know there's TOOONS, I shall try to get the rest soon enough...
But of course! The last one just had to be Liz and Chelsey...as they say: The best for the last! lol

My Cuties

2010-04-28T15:50:00.000-07:00

Well, since I haven't posted pictures in quite awhile I decided I'd post something adorable to make you smile! Enjoy...These pictures where taken the other day when I dressed the girlies up after get out time in the pool.

My Gorgeous mother

2010-04-25T05:31:00.000-07:00

Have you ever seen such beauty?
Thank you Jesus for giving me this wonderful
woman for a mother...
That cares,
That never stares,
That loves,
That makes us wear gloves, (when it's cold)
That is always so affectionate,
That is so smart,
That has a loving heart,
That has a beautiful smile,
That is always looking out for us,
That comforts us,
All the world needs to know what a SUPER MOM she is...
I mean, she is 32 and has 7 kids! Woah!
I love you so much! Thank you for everything you do, and thank you for being my mom!
I couldn't have asked for a better mom...
If you can find a better mom than her
in the entire universe please let me know, but
I am certain that a better mother you will never find.

My gorgeous mom!

2010-04-18T11:20:00.000-07:00

Today

2010-04-17T19:55:00.000-07:00

Yay! Today was definately NOT uneventful, we moved rooms!
Well, the following might be a bit confusing for all of you who have not
been to my house...
So. Jessica and Mike moved to Danny and Irene's old room, Iman and
Luz moved to Jessica and Mike's old room...Jesse moved to Iman and
Luz' old room, Shannon, Jazmin and Daniela moved to Jesse's old room
and finally, I went to the girls room! YES! I so happy!!!
More changes...yeah! Rock on! :P
Well I don't have any pictures to post, or any other interesting thing
to post for that matter. Soo bye for now! Love yal toons!

KIDZANIA

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More funny stuff!

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

Something to make you all laugh

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Chinese horoscope

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(note) pls follow the directions on this page. It will tell you your chinese horiscope.

DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON..T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT. ~ 3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT. ~ 4.WRITE ANYONE'S NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6. DON..T CHEAT OR YOU..LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID. ~ 5.WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11. ~ 6.Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE YOU READY? ~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME. ~ - THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in SPACE 2. - THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE. - THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7 - YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4 . - THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL. - THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR. - THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3. - THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7. - THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND - AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE. - NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER . ~ *Repost this WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS. IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE. * REPOST WITH CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct) good luck

Another boring post. sorry...:P

2010-04-07T16:00:00.000-07:00

Well once again I am picture less, and unless you want me to post a
bunch of kid pictures I am going to write about today!...k? OK!
6:45 am. I woke up, got dressed and went downstairs to make
breakfast for everyone with little Jimi.
7:30 am. Everyone came down to eat breakfast
8:20 am. We all went to the living room to have devotions with dad.
9:15 am. School time! We all went to our respective schoolroom.
10:55 am. Recess! I went to play ping-pong in the yard with Isaac...fun!
11:25 am. School time...again. (sad face)
1:00 pm. Lunch time!
1:45 pm. Dishes....oh well.
2:30 pm. Dishes is done!
3:15 pm. Quiet time is over...time 2 take the kids for the afternoon
3:20 pm. I found out that I'm with Julia and Jimi.
4:00 pm. I gave Jimi a bath whille Julia watched a video.
4:30 pm. I finished bathing Jimi
And right now...I'm writing...this!
THE END ...

Sorry

2010-04-04T19:49:00.000-07:00

Well I don't have anything to post...sorry.
So I will make up for it by telling you about my day.
Today I woke up,
ate nothing, had word time,
got dressed, brushed my hair,
got in the car, and went to the tianguis.
At the tianguis we first unloaded the car, then
we began to sell, negotiate etc.
Once the worst was over we then proceeded to
decide who was to stay and who was to go back home...
It was decided, Shannon stayed with an adult(wishes to remain anonymous)
And Chaco took the rest of us home, once I was home
I once again, did not eat. Then I went upstairs and got all
formal to go out ballooning.
As soon as I was ready we were out the door and on
our way to Fridays!
Well after 3 hours of ballooning we went home...
Home sweet home, what a relief it was to be able to come home to some
nice pancakes!
Well after greedily eating 2 pancakes I came to the computer
to post this for all of you to see and read!
Hope it was to your satisfaction...
Bye!

March 28 2010

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Shannon & Mariana kissing THE BOY as Jazmin
looks on in disgust! great photo no?

Humph so much hate!

Aww...how tender

I'm the king of the castle and not a
dirty rascal!

tsssssss

An absurd little bird(me)is popping out to say to you...coocoo

Bye, Bye for now!

BBQ...and bye bye Danny and Irene

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Nooo please! no more pictures, Irene, STOP!

Publish Post

Happy Birthday Lizi!!!

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Happy Birthday Liz, wow you are 15 already!!!!
ROCK ON! (party)
I mean, wow, I remember when you were 9...
We totally had soo much fun living in tha mountain home,
Like all those baking contests we used to do...mexican day etc.
I hope this year all your dreams come true!
Have the best Birthday ever (without me)and eat toons of Ice cream.

Love you heaps---Niki

New Blog!!!

2010-03-26T17:56:00.000-07:00

Hell dear bloggers, This post is to anounce that I have just made a new blog...whoohoo!
The blog is for like quotes and stuff so you can like take quotes and sayings from there to use as your skype messages etc. the URL is: http://nikiquotes4u.blogspot.com
Well duty calls...!
Love you all, ---Nikky---

Cool Quotes

2010-03-23T18:59:00.000-07:00

Take life as you find it but don't leave it so.
Everybody likes progress, It's the change they don't like.
It's what you do when you have nothing to do that reveals what you are.
Reputation is what you need to get a job, character is what you need to keep it.
The real measure of a man's wealth is how much he'd be worth if he lost all his money.
Everything in life is a test of character.
God always visits us, but often we are not at home.

Well, that's all for now since I do not have any recent pictures to post but, I really hope
you've all enjoyed these as much as I did!
Tata for now, smooochies!!! xxx

URGENT PRAYER REQUEST

2010-03-19T18:46:00.000-07:00

2 day old, William is in a very serious condition. He has what is called Epidermolysis bullosa or also commonly known as the Butterfly disease. This sickness causes his skin to open up in blisters similar to a 3rd degree burn whenever any sort of friction (including touch) is applied to his skin.

So please, keep him in your prayers as many children don’t survive this disease because the pain is very severe and they can’t handle it, and the ones that do… well, this sickness is for life, which means the sores are for life.
Please, please, please pray that the Lord will do a miracle and completely heal him from this disease even though there is not a cure and nothing doctors can do, we have the best doctor in the whole universe!
But also, if it’s His will for this little baby boy to go back with him, that it will be very easy for Anim and Ezra.

So please, I join this prayer chain and re-post this in your own blog and send it to your email contacts. United prayer has amazing power, so let’s do all we can to see this miracle through!

Anim and Ez, we will be praying for you! Keep on going strong for the Lord, when we are weak, it is then that HE is strong and through him NOTHING is impossible! The Lord knows what’s best, and I know it will all work out in the end! We love you!

Random post

2010-03-15T17:28:00.000-07:00

YAY WHOOPEE!! I'm staying at my cousins house for one week...one whole week!
It's soo awesome, I'm so glad it got to work out.
Well, i've run out of time and words to say soo bye!

P.S: My cousins are Windy, Sunny, Misty, and Annie

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!

2010-03-12T16:18:00.001-08:00

This might hurt
It’s not safe
But I know that I’ve gotta make a change
I don’t care
If I break
At least I’ll be feeling something
‘Cause just ok
Is not enough
Help me fight through the nothingness of life

I don’t wanna go through the motions
I don’t wanna go one more day
Without Your all consuming passion inside of me
I don’t wanna spend my whole life asking
What if I had given everything?
Instead of going through the motions

No regrets
Not this time
I’m gonna let my heart defeat my mind
Let Your love
Make me whole
I think I’m finally feeling something

Take me all the way
Take me all the way
Take me all the way

Me in stripes!

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Shannon and me

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Jazmin

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Daniela

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Sheila

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Georgie

2010-03-09T18:38:00.000-08:00

This afternoon was dubbed ''Dress up part two" by Shannon, anyways, first for like the first hour of the afternoon I took care of the two adorable naughty toddlers and then we started having our dress up time..............................

OMG...SHE'S SIXTEEN!

2010-03-09T11:43:00.000-08:00

WINDY...happy birthday, what is there
to say that has not already been said,
the sound of you're name is like
wind blowing on my head,
you're sweet as honey and silly as a bee,
Thank you jesus for this wonderful
cousin that you have given to me.
I can't imagine you tearful because
you're always so cheerful.
if you didn't exist i wouldn't have a reason
to get online all the time!
You sure aren't lazy,
but you're ridiculously crazy!
I love you soo much and I'm wishing you,
the best birthday party all covered in blue!

Happy birthday to the coolest cousin ever!...Windy

2010-03-03T19:15:00.000-08:00

Okaay, so these pics aren't the greatest...I know, but please. Bear with me ok?

2010-03-03T19:03:00.000-08:00

Yay we had dress up time again!

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Mariana and the girls

luv bug
ballerinas
don't punch me!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Julia bitting...sheila
Shey the chinesie
pretty Daniela
cutie

Well, as I've told yal' we had dress up time this afternoon but since we were with the little gurlies, we decided to include them in our cool activity sooo....here goes!

Mari an' me takin' random pictures...

2010-03-01T19:06:00.000-08:00

Random shots of our vacation

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Us again!!!

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Ale and me...i look awful!
Tory, so purrrrty

And...hi again!

Tory petting the giant hand!

Here we are...Tory and I, again!
I look terrible in all of these photos but oh well.
Tory looks nice so that settles it then. Enjoy!

Pools

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I'll let these pictures speak for themselves

Barrigones

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Our big fat family!
Ale,Shelly,Jazmin,Shannon,Tory and me!
Us again!...with Galio
Tacos!
Yummy!
Mmmmmmmmmm........
Shelly and Shannon
Beautiful Tory, and me

Abrazos gratis at the end of the christmas season

2010-02-07T19:16:00.000-08:00

Jesse giving hugs
Jazmine,Robyn,Luz,Christina,Lisa and Mariana
Me singing as the little girls danced
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Me singing......................
Here we are with some of the voulounteers
........................squishy.................
Shannon..................so tender
Me...................more tenderness
Luz and Daniela
Jazmine and Jazmin
Top L-R-Jesse, Mariana, Shannon, Me
Bottom R-L-Sheila , Daniela and Jazmin
Girls
All of us!
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Julia's Cake

2010-02-03T13:20:00.000-08:00

Julia's Birthday was the 22nd of January But we celebrated it yesterday because my parents were on a 2 week vacations in Mazatlan.PTL it was very relaxing for them and they had lots of fun!
Following is a picture of the cake that I made for Julia and there are more pictures
in the blog advertised on the post bellow. http://nikinashi.blogspot.com is my family blog
which includes events such as birthday's, anniversary's, vacations, excursions, group shots and much more!
http://wearecoffeebeans.blogspot.com is our home blog which includes pictures of skits, shows, witnessing events, people in our home etc.

I hope you all have a chance to see and Enjoy my
3 blogs sometime in the future...........................

2010-02-03T13:16:00.000-08:00

Please look at: http://nikinashi.blogspot.com

Proverbs as told by Children

2010-01-29T13:04:00.000-08:00

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. These are great:

As you shall make your bed so shall you... mess it up.

Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the... bug is close.

It's always darkest before... daylight savings time.

Never underestimate the power of... termites.

You can lead a horse to water but... how?

Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.

No news is... impossible.

A miss is as good as a... Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new... math.

If you lie down with the dogs, you'll... stink in the morning.

Love all, trust... me.

An idle mind is... the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke, there's... pollution.

Happy the bride who... gets all the presents!

A penny saved is... not much.

Two's company, three's... the Musketeers.

Don't put off tomorrow what... you put on to go to bed.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... you have to blow your nose.

None are so blind as... Helen Keller.

Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.

You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.

When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way.

There is no fool like... Aunt Eddie.

I hope you all enjoyed these as much as I did!

Kids Jokes

2010-01-29T12:51:00.000-08:00

1.Mischievous Kids

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.

The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

2.Lipstick at school
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

3.ADVICE!!!

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from children.

A blond joke

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TWO PUPPIES.

Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?"

This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea. We'll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours."

The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose... they've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing."

"OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars.

Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose... they've pulled their collars off while they were playing."

"There's got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde.

After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, "I know! Why don't you take the black one and I'll take the white one!"

Jokes about BRUNETTES!

2010-01-29T12:15:00.000-08:00

Hope you like'm......................

1.Too Much sugar

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.

"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.

"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.

"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."

2.To the sun at night

A Russian, an American, and a Brunette were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Brunette said, "So what, we’re going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Brunette replied, "Duh...we are not stupid you know. We’re going at night!"

3.Pregnant Brunette

The brunette had been married about a year. One day the she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. He didn't know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her.

"Why are we so happy?" he asked.

She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

"Great" he said, "tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped, breathless from all the jumping up and down "I'm pregnant!" she gasped.

The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for quite a while. He grabbed her, and kissed her
"Wow, that is wonderful," "I couldn't be happier!"

Then she said, "Oh, honey there's more."

"What do you mean more?", he asked.

"Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"

He was amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant "How do you that," he asked.

"It was easy," she said."I went to the pharmacy and bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit."
"Both tests came out positive!"

4.Brunette on a diet

A brunette is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the brunette returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The brunette nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from all that skipping."

5.The Brunette and the Genie

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.

The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."

The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."

The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."

The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."

The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."

The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

Bet you've never heard brunette jokes before!?...

More Blond Jokes

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1.The Blonde Kidnapper:
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

2.Swimming lessons
A blond is driving down a country road. She looks over to the right, and sees another blond, in a row boat, out in the middle of a field, rowing.

The first blond can't believe her eyes, stops the car, and gets out to look at the blond in the rowboat. The longer she looks, the madder she gets.

Finally she says: "You know, it's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name. You're just sitting in the middle of a field in a row boat rowing. That's so stupid! If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt".

3.Sick of blond jokes
Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible.

She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheepherder over. "That's a nice flock of sheep.", she said.

"Well thank you.", said the herder.

"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.", said the woman.

"Okay.", replied the herder.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked the woman.

"Sure.", said the sheepherder.

So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382".

"Wow.", said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car. Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".

"What is it?", queried the woman. "If I can guess the real color of your hair... can I have my dog back?"

4.Blonde in first class
There is a blonde on a plane to New York. She is sitting in the first class section, but her ticket says that she should be in the coach section. A flight attendant realizes the blonde's mistake and asks her politely to move. The blonde won't move. All she says is, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."

The flight attendant goes and tells all of the other flight attendants. They all try to persuade the blonde to move, but she won't move. All she says is, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."

The flight attendants go and tell the pilot about the obnoxious blonde. They tell him the only thing that she says. He puts the plane on auto-pilot and whispers something in the blonde's ear.

Immediately, she gets up and moves to her normal seat. Then the pilot goes back to fly the plane. The flight attendants are all very curious about how the pilot made the blonde move so quickly.

They ask him and he says, "Oh, it was easy. All i had to do was tell her that the first class section wasn't going to New York!"

5.The Blonde in the library

A blonde walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"

The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."

6.Alligator shoes

A Young Blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. "I'll just catch my own alligator," she told one shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of shoes for free." She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.

Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in.

She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up.

"Oh, no!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

7. Someone should give him Head & Sholders

A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.

On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff.

The man gets off on the 5th floor.

Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Someone should give him Head & Shoulders."

To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders?"

8.Where is the bathroom

One day, a brunette walked into a gas station and asked the cashier,"Where is the bathroom?" The casherier replied,"It's all the way in the back, but theres no toilet paper so you have to use a dollar."
So, she goes to the bathroom and walks out of the gas station.

A redhead walks in. She asked the cashier where the bathroom was. He said the same thing. "it's all the way in the back but theres no toilet paper so you have to use a dollar." So, the red head goes to the bathroom and walks out of the gas station.

A blonde walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The cashier replied,"It's all the way in the back but there's no toilet paper so you have to use a dollar."

The blonde goes to the bathroom and come out moaning. "Whats wrong?" The cashier said. "I didn't have a dollar so I used four quarters."

9.The cliff

There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping.

10.The 6o'clock News

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

I hope this made you laugh!

The Blond Painter

2010-01-27T19:10:00.000-08:00

Well today I was feeling bored and decided to look up some random blonde jokes sooo
here goes:

The Blond Painter

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighbourhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.

He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs that she could do. The man thinks about it for a second and then remembers that he has been wanting his porch painted. He asks the blonde if she paints?

The blonde says, "Sure anything."

"Well, I've been wanting my porch painted, how much would you charge?" the man replies.

"I don't know, say $50 bucks."

"Sounds good. Go ahead and get started." He closes the door and walks back inside.

His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks.

The astonished wife says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really should pay her more."

"But that's all she said she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!"

10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the blone stands there and says, "All done."

With a surprised look on his face, "I can't believe it, you're already done painting the entire porch."

"Yes, and by the way it's not a porch it's a Ferrari."

Beautiful Pictures of Animals and Scenery

2010-01-27T18:59:00.000-08:00

This is soo pretty
I just thought this one was cool
Now that tiger is gorgeous
Soo cute!

Love!....

2009-12-03T15:07:00.000-08:00

These are some pictures of family day which evidently was the day after Shannon's party: We woke up, picked everything up, ate breakfast, got dressed, had word time and then got ready and nice to go out...where? you'll see..

PTL That we got to meet a sweet lady who gave us approximately 35 tickets or so to go on any rides we wanted to.
And so ends this picture story.

ADVERTISMENT

2009-11-19T13:03:00.000-08:00

Hi people...as says the title, this post is simply for the advertisement of Shannon's
newly created blog, of which the link to it is: http://shaefirefly.blogspot.com
I hope it will be to all you wonderful people's satisfaction since I know that not all blog's or very few of them for that matter are even very entertaing....
Well, duty calls...

2009-11-18T14:10:00.000-08:00

P.S:I WAS THE 1ST TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 SHANNON!!!
OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT...SHE'S 11 YEARS OLD, FREAKY...sniff, sniff
(she's not so whittle anymore!)

Happy Birthday Shines!

2009-11-18T14:01:00.000-08:00

Dearest Shannon, Happy Birthday!
I love you soo much, Thank you for always being there for me
even though I'm not always there for you...
Thank you for always standing up for me and defending me.
Thank you for being the bestest little sister that
could ever be.
I wish you the best...hope all your wishes come true...
I hope that this coming year brings you many happy days and memories!!!
Thank you for just being you!
Love---Someone who loves you and wants to
be with you wherever you gooo....

Ecco graduation activity 2009

2009-10-27T20:13:00.000-07:00

The following pictures were taken at the Ecco graduation, I didn't actually do ecco myself since I was too whittle when it started...however the activity was mercifully for 12-17 years old regardless if they had finished or done the ecco course at all.
Well I must say it was a very fun and unforgettable experience.PTL for all the staff and people who organized it!

What we did:First of all everyone met in Pedregal, shortly afterward(not so shortly)we set off to a ranch or something out in the boonies (i don't know where it was)and well, there was this sort, well not sort of...this really old scary uninhabited house (supposedly there was ghosts there)which the girls were gonna sleep inside tents but then they decided the boys were to sleep there(i dunno why)while us girls went to a cabin not very far off where we spent the night, oh i forgot to mention it was FREEZING! Anyhow, the next morning we commemorated the people who had completed ecco and they received their rewards which were some nice Swiss army knives.
Well, after that we all gathered our stuff and set of to eat breakfast...where? At a restaurant which I think was called Fanny's or something of the sort.
In that restaurant we ate enchiladas...they served us soo much! I could barely eat mine! I was stuffed after that. After breakfast we again set off, this time to the famous Mexican water park: "El Rollo" which dear Fifi provisioned, thank you Fifi!
Well after about, umm a looong time in the car we finally got there! PTL
Once there everyone rushed to the changing rooms!!! Once everybody was in their swim suits we hurried to all the rides and various pools in which we all had a great time...but, nothing lasts forever, almost to soon it seemed our time was up.
We once again changed into our normal clothes and again packed into the cars...this time the destination was...dinner, at Domino's Pizza who somebody, I'm not sure who, provisioned it but thank you Lord! All that to say, that was a blast to say the least and I enjoyed it to the full! Thank you Jesus for that adventure!
Well people's, I gotta run so...Bye!

Mount Everest

2009-10-27T14:54:00.000-07:00

Look at that! Isn't it awesome? Mt. Everest is soo beautiful.

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Here is Shannon, looking as always...Gorgeous!

A poem from a daughter to her dad

2009-10-24T12:45:00.000-07:00

Dad is a person
who is loving and kind,
And often he knows
what you have on your mind.

He’s someone who listens,
suggests, and defends.
A dad can be one
of your very best friends!

He’s proud of your triumphs,
but when things go wrong,
A dad can be patient
and helpful and strong

In all that you do,
a dad’s love plays a part.
There’s always a place for him
deep in your heart.

And each year that passes,
you’re even more glad,
More grateful and proud
just to call him your dad!

Thank you, Dad…
for listening and caring,
for giving and sharing,
but, especially, for just being you!

(Dad=my dad=Alex)

Aragorn and Arwen!

2009-10-23T19:05:00.000-07:00

He so handsome and she...so beautiful!